dee jay

there are numerous reasons why i love my brother, but the past 2 days i have added to the list:

my brother always calls me "shar" (derived from the character cher from clueless). tonight we were talking online and apparently his finger slipped and he called me shat.

while speaking at an elementary school chapel, he instituted "high-five fridays" as a way of showing god's love. i always knew we were related.

also - please reference a recent blog post of the christmas present he and my cousin were SO excited to give me: http://chapmionshipvinyl.blogspot.com/2008/12/blog-post.html

this is why we are best friends <3

the following events are all true...

1. i left the back off the juicer (the part that catches all the pulp) and pulp sprayed all across the side of my refrigerator. i had to clean up grapefruit/orange throw-up

2. the past two fridays i have been asleep before 10pm - last weekend i didn't get out of bed till 5pm saturday evening.

3. mallory and i consistently order a large pizza from roggies... and eat the whole thing. every time we say that we're not going to

4. i have recently been asked out by the following men:

-40 year old hawaiian man named paul

-awkward writer who i have yet to see without a bandanna on his head (but gives me free pizza at my favorite lunch spot)

-guy on the subway who asked me if i wanted to come over and smoke weed

-extremely creepy accountant (nothing against accountants) with bad breath and a huge mole bursting out of his nostril

among others that are less "interesting" and i have yet to accept any of these offers...

5. la bamba came on my shuffle while i was on the treadmill and i listened to it the whole way through. it took everything i had in me not to sing outloud and bust a move.

6. today is neil diamonds birthday. i still haven't seen him in concert - i definitely need to fulfill that life goal.

<3 life is good!